its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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