Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just want to make out with him forever
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
