I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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