I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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