dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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