come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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