How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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