these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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