Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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