the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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