bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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