? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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