i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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