they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
My vagina just recognized that song.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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