remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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