I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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