You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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