I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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