so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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