We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Randomize
