this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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