It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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