After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
