I'm drive I can fine osifer
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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