NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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