if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
It's not a walk of shame if you run
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
The ass gains better be worth it
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