i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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