Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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