Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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