I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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