Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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