I wish i was in the wii world.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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