Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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