i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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