I just cut my nipple shaving
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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