Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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