Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Less talking, more tequila
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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