As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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