ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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