I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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