I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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