Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
