People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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