I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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