White coat. Heels.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I can text with my tongue
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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