If i come over, it means nothing
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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