YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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