it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
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