Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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