so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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